Other apps drain your wallet. We drain your ego (nicely) and get you fed.

Why we’re different

• One-minute ordering: type “pepperoni well-done + garlic knots” and you’re basically done.
• Remembers you: your go-tos, your no-cilantro rule, your “extra ranch” era. We’ll even tease you for it.
• Driver-positive payouts: no tip games, no mystery fee sorcery. We move food faster, not numbers around.
• Roast levels: mild, medium, unhinged. Entertainment while you wait beats dead-air spinners.

Parent company: Resurgence Labs — we ship web products with personality. Resurgifi — a lightweight recovery/journaling platform helping people keep promises to themselves.

Relational AI, not “prompt soup”

Relational AI connects your cravings and context across chats so ordering feels like texting that friend who knows your order.

• Picks up patterns: “Wednesday = sushi” isn’t a coincidence—it’s a service.
• Attitude, not attitude problems: we’re pro-human and pro-chef. AI is the assist, not the main course.

Check if we serve your zip

Starting in Boston, expanding zip-by-zip. Drop your digits and ZIP—when we’re live near you, we’ll text you.

Phone Number * ZIP Code * It’s cool to text me about service in my area. Check

Prefer email? Ping us at hello@rudefooddude.app. We’ll let you know when we’re delivering near you.

Roast of the day

“Analysis paralysis? Buddy, you’ve compared six dipping sauces and ordered none. Tap the button.”