About Rude Food Dude

RFD is a food ordering experience with attitude. Think takeout that talks back — fast, funny, and just a little unhinged — while still getting the order right.

How we’re different

• Entertainment-first UX: Ordering that feels like banter, not form-filling.
• No app maze: Web-first. SMS for the important bits. Clean and quick.
• Driver-positive model: We optimize payouts to get your food moving faster. No black box tipping games.
• Transparent plumbing: We coordinate restaurant + courier. You get one slick experience.

What “AI rude food ordering” means

1. You say what you want. “Large pepperoni, well-done crust.” We translate that into a clean order.
2. We confirm the total. You get a one-liner: “Total $X — reply YES to place.”
3. You reply YES. We charge the card you set up once, off‑session, and the order flies.
4. Live updates. When it matters, we text. No refreshing a spinner forever.

Privacy & control

Save a card once; we only use secure, tokenized payments. Reply STOP to opt out of texts anytime.

When are we in your area?

Pop your ZIP on the landing page. If we’re not live yet, we’ll text when we roll in.

Questions? Contact us. Hungry? Order Now (coming soon).